I have decided to vote for Obama because Oprah told me to vote for Obama, but then, again, I sort of like Ron Paul because Penn & Teller made me read Ayn Rand, but then, again, Marlo Thomas gave money to Senator Clinton and I have a sister named Marlo, so maybe I should - hang on - what?! John Cleese also gave money to Obama? I saw Spamalot in Seattle Friday night and I loved Spamalot - so, maybe I should vote Obama in the Washington State Primary (whenever and whatever that is); but, then again, my daughter's all-time favorite show is Cheers and Kelsey Grammer is jonesing for Guiliani - just a minute, hold the tapped phone: Grammer is starring with Patricia Heaton on a new show and Heaton is a conservative voter and sorta MILFy hot - maybe I should cast my lot with . . . whoa: hold on. Orson Bean gave a grand to Guiliani? Orson Bean? Seventh and a half floor Orson Bean? I love that movie. Okay, then it's Guilani for . . .let's not get hasty here: Kurt Russell, James Woods, Rip Torn, Angie Harmon (yes!), and Chuck-he can kill me with his icy stare-Norris all support conservative causes and I love them all; and Paul Newman, Tim Robbins, Michael Douglas, Joanne Woodward, Sean Penn, George Clooney all have freakin' Oscars! And winning an Oscar (or Emmy or Nobel Prize) means you are the smartest human in the galaxy (not counting moron du jour James Watson). Okay - I've made my decision:

I support whomever Diane Lane supports, because I am in love with Diane Lane.

Now - go read this week's TIMECODE, then come back and tell me what you think of celebrity endorsements.

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