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- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special They Walk Among Us! Edition)
- Proof of the Existence of God (An Occasional Series)
- Great Lost Films of the Nineties (An Occasional Series): Special Germans Behaving Badly Edition
- Christmas Comes But Once a Year (The Return of a Recurring Series)
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): In Praise of Older Women
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Slacker Halloween Edition)
- The French They Are a Funny Race...
- Scenes From an Unwritten Screenplay: Jeanne Samary et Moi
- Scenes From an Unwritten Screenplay: The Mystery of Victor Noir
- Lost in Translation
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Rico Suave! Edition)
- If It's Thursday, It Must Be Shameless Parisian Filler
- One Froggy Evening...
- Haven't the Jews Suffered Enough? (An Occasional Series): Part II
- Haven't the Jews Suffered Enough? (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Les Belles Lettres Edition)
- Thursday Poetry Slam...
- Wednesday Shameless Filler (Hey, They Can't All Be Great!)
- Tuesday Video Event: The Ben Johnson Experience
- It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Don't Look Under the Bed! Edition)
- In This Case, The Bird is Not, In Fact, The Word
- If It's Wednesday, It Must Be Shlock Theater!
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): Hell Is Other People
- And She's Dancing Like She Never Did Before...
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Glug!Glug!Glug! Edition)
- Great Lost Movies of the 40s (Special He's the Man With the Weird Beard Edition)
- Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives
- The Horror of It All
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (Special Tales From the Ancient World Edition)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special It's a Small World After All Edition)
- Sure Signs of The End Times: An Occasional Series
- Wednesday Sledgehammer Irony
- Kids Movies I Missed as a Kid: An Occasional Series
- Encounters With Greatness (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special There are No Small Parts, Just Small Actors! Edition)
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): The Shlong Arm of the Law
- Somewhere, Stanley Kubrick is Smiling
- Tuesday Critical Heresy: Two Cheers for Stanley Kramer
- Great Possibly Apocryphal Show-Biz Stories (An Occasional Series): Part IV
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Out of This World! Edition)
- Thursday Deep Thought
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
- When Stupid Movies Happen to Great Actors: An Occasional Series
- Shameless Monday Filler: Special Labor Day Edition
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Animal Collective Edition)
- Insert Mel Brooks "Engulf and Devour" Joke Here
- Coming Soon to a Hell Octaplex Near You -- James Cameron's Une Saison en Enfer: 3D
- Great Lost Movies of the Eighties (An Occasional Series): Special "They're Called Boobs, Ed!" Edition
- Great Lost Movies of the Eighties (An Occasional Series): Special Red Sea Pedestrians Edition
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special There Are Places I Remember Edition)
- Thursday All You Can Eat Seafood Buffet!
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): Hello, Young Losers!
- Great Lost Movies of the 60s (An Occasional Series)
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (Special Tales From the Land Down Under Edition)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special The Past is A Foreign Country Edition)
- The Cheese Sings Alone
- Great Lost Movies of the 80s (An Occasional Series)
- Fun With Genealogy!!!
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (Special Attack of the Killer Jews! Edition)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Stop -- You Kill Me! Edition)
- Chicks in Their Underwear -- Could Be a Hot One!
- Wednesday Shameless Filler: Hey -- They Can't All Be Great!
- Great Moments in Film Criticism (An Occasional Series)
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): The Witch is Back
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Youth is Wasted on the Young Edition)
- Promo Spots of the Gods
- How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series)
- One is the Loneliest Number
- Steel, Twixt Gut and Bladder Interposed!!!
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Touché! Edition)
- Nonsense on Stilts (An Occasional Series)
- Masculin, féminin
- Scenes From Le Maladie Cinematique
- When Bad People Happen to Good Movies
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Mad? They Said Mozart Was Mad! Edition)
- No Country For Old Men?
- Who Watches the Watchmen? And Why?
- And I'm Not Even Going to Mention His Smoking Hot Girlfriend
- Motherf**king Snakes on a Motherf**king Train!
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before? Edition)
- Transmorphers: Less Than Meets the Eye!
- Great Lines of Dialogue From Otherwise Complete Piece of Crap Films of the 90s (An Occasional Series)
- Great Lost Movies of the Nineties (An Occasional Series)
- (Really) Great Lost Films of the 70s: An Occasional Series
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Tell It to the Judge! Edition)
- Fly Me to the Moon
- The Sound of Music
- Michael Jackson 1958 - 2009
- Great Lost Movies of the 80s (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listmania (Special Churchy La Femme Edition)
- What Year is It Anyway?
- Les Auteurs Must Be Crazy
- Day For Knight
- Great Z-Movies of the Decade (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Hindsight is Golden Edition)
- Transformers: Symptom or Disease?
- The Sky Above, The Mud Below
- Oh -- So THAT'S Where Radiohead Got the Idea
- It Could Only Be Worse in German
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça? Edition)
- Cahiers du Stupidité : Scenes From an Idiot's Marriage
- Fun With Photoshop II: Electric Boogaloo
- Fun with Photoshop!!!
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Early Years
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Laugh, I Thought I'd Die Edition)
- Hollywood Ending
- Great Moments In "I Don't Think So" (An Occasional Series)
- The Last Action Hero
- David Carradine 1936 - 2009
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special When Bad Films Happen to Good Directors Edition)
- Great Lost Movies of the '70s (An Occasional Series)
- Brevity is the Soul of Wit. Also, Penis Jokes.
- They Saved Hitler's Brain
- London Derriere
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special The 'Miss Saigon' Syndrome Edition)
- Great Composers Steal, Mediocre Composers...Well, Some of Them Steal, Too
- The Mother of Us All
- Bat For Lashes
- Great Moments In Comic Timing (Special Memorial Day Edition)
- Memorial Day Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Let the Barbecues Begin! Edition)
- When Bad Movies Happen to Good Critics (An Occasional Series)
- Enhanced Interrogation Techniques: The Early Years
- Short People Got No Reason to Live (Part II)
- Something Creepy This Way Comes (Part II)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special What's the Matter With Kids Today! Edition)
- Merchandising....The Final Frontier!
- Something Creepy This Way Comes
- "Please, Don't Confuse Me With Somebody Who Actually Gives A Crap"
- Great Moments in Deus Ex Machina (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Reel Life Edition)
- I Robot, You Gene
- But Oz Never Did Give Nothin' to the Tin Man
- Ernest Lehman is Dead, Yet Gregory Poirier Walks the Streets a Free Man: The Sequel
- Great Lost B-Films of the Sixties (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special They Walk Among Us! Edition)
- Hello, Old Friend-o!
- More Tales From the Mystic East!
- And I Just Had This Schmatte Cleaned.....
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Outtakes From an Unfinished Classic (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Casper The Dead Baby Edition)
- Tales From the Dialectic (Part II)
- Tales From the Mystic East!
- Great Moments in Le Cinema de Je Pense Que Non (An Occasional Series)
- Les Cahiers du Irksome
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? Edition)
- Klaatu Barada Whoa! (Part XVII)
- I Shouted Out "Who Killed the Kennedys?"
- Separated at Birth?
- Les Cahiers Du Lipton
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special What's In a Name? Edition)
- Trailers of the Gods
- A Room With a Foo
- In Space, No One Can Hear You Sing
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (An Occasional Series): Puttin' on the Ritz
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special The Big Sky Edition)
- A Dog's Life
- Tales From the Dialectic
- Great Lost Babes of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- À la Recherche du Nyuk-Nyuks Perdu
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Songs For the New Depression Edition)
- Who Knows What Evil Lurks...?
- The Player on the Other Side
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- The Genius of Larry Cohen (An Occasional Series): Part III -- Mother of the Year
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Closely Watched Trains Edition)
- The Robe Rules II: The Gods Must Be Overacting
- The Robe Rules
- Lost B-Movies of the Sixties: Special St. Patrick's Day Edition
- Shameless Monday Filler: Special Credit Where Credit Is Due Edition
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Boring Required Reading Edition)
- Watchmen of the World Unite
- Reasons to Be Cheerful, Part 3
- Talk to the Schnozz
- The Genius of Larry Cohen (An Occasional Series): Part Deux
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special The Heat Was Hot Edition)
- Return to Beyond the Valley of the French Connection
- Gentlemen, Start Your DVRs: Special Splendor in the Brass Edition
- The Genius of Larry Cohen (An Occasional Series)
- Young Man Blues
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special A Policemen's Lot... Edition)
- Two-Fisted (Post-Modern) Tales: The Text Writes Itself!
- More Tales From the Rosy-Fingered Dawn
- Tuesday Shameless Post-Oscar Filler: Maila, We Hardly Knew Ye
- Monday Shameless Post-Oscar Filler: Hey, They Can't All Be Brilliant
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special What's the Matter with Kids Today? Edition)
- Holy Crappy Acting, Batman!
- Sweet Bird of Crap: Part Deux
- (Not So) Great Lost Movies of the Nineties: Special A Moon For the Misbegotten Edition
- Great Possibly Apocryphal Show-Biz Stories (An Occasional Series): Part III
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Was This Trip Really Necessary? Edition)
- The Gods Must Be Wacky
- Great Lost Movies of the Nineties (An Occasional Series)
- Great Possibly Apocryphal Show-Biz Stories (An Occasional Series): Part Deux
- Great Possibly Apocryphal Show-Biz Stories (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special I Shoulda Been a Contender Edition)
- Great Lost B-Movies of the Fifties (An Occasional Series)
- Short Attention Span Theatre
- Flogging a Deceased Equine (An Occasional Series)
- ZAZ Turned Blue
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Songs of Innocence and Experience Edition)
- Splendor in the Brass
- The Notorious B.I.G.
- The Member of the Wedding
- Great Moral Dilemmas of Our Time (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Down These Mean Streets Edition)
- Blart of Darkness
- Bringing It All Back Home
- Great Lost B-Movies of the Nineties (Special Inauguration Day Edition)
- Tales From the Z-List (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Cheese It, The Cops! Edition)
- Death of the Cool
- Was ist Wirklichkeit? Week: Part II
- Was ist Wirklichkeit? Week: Part I
- Separated At Birth (Monday Throwaway Item Edition)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Vast Wasteland Edition)
- Hell Is Other People (Times Square Edition)
- Technology Notes From All Over
- They Walk Among Us!
- Great Lost Films of the Nineties (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Smile When You Say That Edition)
- The Sound of One Temple Throbbing
- Champagne and Cheetos for Everybody!
- Why God Invented TiVo (An Occasional Series)
- The Hair Extensions That Challenged the World
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Misty Water-Colored Memories Edition)
- You Drive Me Ape, You Big Gorilla!
- Christmas Comes But Once a Year (The Final Chapter)
- Christmas Comes But Once a Year (Part 37)
- Muscle of Love
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Was This Trip Really Necessary? Edition)
- Madonna: Thanks For the Memories!
- Stocking Stuffers of the Gods
- Christmas Comes But Once a Year (A Recurring Series)
- The Present Day Hepster Refuses to Die (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Eight Great Tomatoes in That Itty-Bitty Can Edition)
- Christmas Comes But Once a Year (A Recurring Series)
- Quick Henry, the Flit!
- Nina Foch 1924 - 2008
- Whom the Gods Destroy, They First Make Bald
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special What -- No Batpole? Special Edition)
- Tales From the Rosy-Fingered Dawn
- Annals of Sub-Literacy
- Blood and Sand
- Great Lost B-Pictures of the Fifties (An Occasional Series)
- Thanksgiving Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Shiba Inu Mania! Edition)
- Steve's Record Collection (An Occasional Series)
- The Love That Dare Not Bare Its Fangs
- Danskins of the Damned
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special War is Sorta Hell! Edition)
- Christmas Comes But Once A Year (A Recurring Series)
- Gentlemen, Start Your TiVos! (An Occasional Series)
- The Blood is the Life, Mr. Cullen
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Stop! You Kill Me! Edition)
- Potfinger
- Not With a Bang, But a Yock!
- Splash: The Early Years
- Fasten Your Seat Belts, It's Going to Be a Bumpy Night!
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Edge of Your Seat Edition)
- Talent Is An Asset
- Les Cahiers du Nyuk Nyuk
- Putney says the Borman Six Girl is got-to-have-soul!
- Tales From the Cutting Edge
- Weekend Listomania (Special Les Girls Edition)
- Le Dernier Film
- Au Revoir, Les Enfants
- Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
- Other Voices, Other Rooms
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Any Club That Would Have Me as a Member Edition)
- It Came From William Morris!
- Vulcan Head Shot
- The Undiscovered Country
- Monday Minimalist Movie Musings
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Sucker Born Every Minute Edition)
- Uh, No, Actually Everything Old is Still Old (Part Deux)
- All Together Ooky
- Uh, No, Actually Everything Old is Still Old
- Scoundrel Time
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special No Retreat, No Surrender Edition)
- Really Great Lost Films of the 80s (An Occasional Series)
- Son of Fang Shui
- Fang Shui
- Great Lost Films of the Eighties (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special My Gun is Quick! Edition)
- Sweet Bird of Crap
- Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class
- Someday My Frog Prince Will Come, Part II
- Someday My Frog Prince Will Come
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Stranger Than Fiction Edition)
- The Flakes of Wrath
- Great Lost Babes of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- Hey, It Was the Seventies -- We Were All A Little Over the Top
- Ay, Tobonga!
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Dangerous Visions Edition)
- Great Lost Movies of the Fifties (An Occasional Series)
- Great Lost Movies of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- Si J'avais Seulement un Cerveau
- Monday Throwaway Posting (Hey, They Can't All Be Brilliant): An Occasional Series
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special War to End All Wars Edition)
- A Screaming Comes Across the Sky
- Puttin' on the Ritz
- Elvis Has Left the Building and I Don't Care
- Every Generation Gets the Gallagher It Deserves
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Clothes Make the Sentient Mammal Edition)
- Great Lost Babes of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- Send in the Clowns
- Does a Bear Laugh in the Woods?
- Holiday Weekend Listomania (Special Dangerous Visions! Edition)
- Tastes Like Chicken!
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!
- A La Recherche du Jews Perdu
- Back to the Future
- Weekend Listomania (Special Masterpiece Theatre Edition)
- Annals of Career Hell (An Occasional Series)
- I Loved It! It Was Better Than Cats!!!
- Classic Remakes: Symptom or Disease?
- Les Girls
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Behind the Mask Edition)
- Deja Vu All Over Again
- Plus ça Change, Plus C'est La Même Chose: The Motion Picture
- The Horror of It All
- The Secret History
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special I Smell a Big Commie Rat! Edition)
- Dirty Pictures
- The Critique of Pure Reason: The Motion Picture
- Hamletmania: The Sequel!
- The Melancholy Dane: This Time It's Personal
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Inside the Actor's Studio Edition)
- Grecian Formula
- Great Lost Babes of the Sixties (An Occasional Series): Part Two
- Rip This Joint
- He Who Laughs...
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special How Sweet to Be an Idiot Edition)
- Everything Old is Schlock Again
- Fangs for the Memories, Part Deux
- Fangs for the Memories
- Klaatu Barada Whoa! (Part Deux)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Springtime For Hitler Edition)
- Hour of the Woof
- The Batpole: Is That Like a Metaphor or What?
- My Light Saber is Bigger Than Your Light Saber
- L'homme Qui a Sauté le Requin
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Mama Said Run You Through Edition)
- Separated at Death?
- David Duchovny Hovers Above Me
- Klaatu Barada Whoa
- Back to the Future
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Don't Get Mad, Get Even! Edition)
- She Came, She Saw, She Kicked Ass
- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's -- aw, who gives a crap!
- Shawn With the Wind
- Great Lost Babes of the Sixties (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special I Oughta Have My Head Examined Edition)
- Those Fabulous Nineties!
- It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
- Help Me Find the Keys And We'll Drive Outta Here
- May the Farce Be With You
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special As Time Goes By Edition)
- Today's Noise is Tomorrow's Hootenany
- The Batman: Men in Tights
- Life Imitates (Bad) Art
- Savage Love
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Smash the Patriarchy! Edition)
- I Got Yer Modern Stoneage Family Right Here!
- L'orrore! L'orrore!
- Short People Got No Reason to Live
- The Incredible Shrinking Man
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Bad Actors, Bad Decisions Edition)
- Many Men Smoke, But Fu Manchu!
- If It's Wednesday, It Must Be Irksome
- Lifestyles of the Rich and Antebellum
- Lifestyles of the Vapid and Creepy
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Flying Saucers Over Hollywood! Edition)
- Sex and the Single Robot
- Sydney Pollack: J'Accuse!
- Noodles Aaronson Sleeps With the (Gefilte) Fishes
- Noodles Aaronson Sleeps With the (Gefilte) Fishes
- Memorial Day Cinema Listomania (Special War is Hell Edition)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Dirty Pictures Edition)
- Attack of the Beast With Two Backs
- Pardon My Loincloth
- Voyage to See What's on the Bottom
- Separated at Birth?
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Edition Panoramique)
- X-Degrees of Separation, Part Deux
- X-Degrees of Separation
- Cahiers Du Crappy
- Monday Self-Indulgent Mash Note
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Femme Fatale Edition)
- Yeux Sans Visage
- Flogging a Deceased Equine?
- Down These Mean Streets a Mensch Must Go
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special The World of Tomorrow! Edition)
- Ernest Lehman is Dead, Yet Gregory Poirier Walks the Streets a Free Man
Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special They Walk Among Us! Edition)
Proof of the Existence of God (An Occasional Series)
Great Lost Films of the Nineties (An Occasional Series): Special Germans Behaving Badly Edition
Christmas Comes But Once a Year (The Return of a Recurring Series)
How Bad Could It Be? (An Occasional Series): In Praise of Older Women
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Slacker Halloween Edition)
The French They Are a Funny Race...
Scenes From an Unwritten Screenplay: Jeanne Samary et Moi
Scenes From an Unwritten Screenplay: The Mystery of Victor Noir
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Rico Suave! Edition)
If It's Thursday, It Must Be Shameless Parisian Filler
Haven't the Jews Suffered Enough? (An Occasional Series): Part II
