Archives
- Great Lost B-Pictures of the Fifties (An Occasional Series)
- Thanksgiving Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Shiba Inu Mania! Edition)
- Steve's Record Collection (An Occasional Series)
- The Love That Dare Not Bare Its Fangs
- Danskins of the Damned
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special War is Sorta Hell! Edition)
- Christmas Comes But Once A Year (A Recurring Series)
- Gentlemen, Start Your TiVos! (An Occasional Series)
- The Blood is the Life, Mr. Cullen
- If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Stop! You Kill Me! Edition)
- Potfinger
- Not With a Bang, But a Yock!
- Splash: The Early Years
- Fasten Your Seat Belts, It's Going to Be a Bumpy Night!
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Edge of Your Seat Edition)
- Talent Is An Asset
- Les Cahiers du Nyuk Nyuk
- Putney says the Borman Six Girl is got-to-have-soul!
- Tales From the Cutting Edge
- Weekend Listomania (Special Les Girls Edition)
- Le Dernier Film
- Au Revoir, Les Enfants
- Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
- Other Voices, Other Rooms
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Any Club That Would Have Me as a Member Edition)
- It Came From William Morris!
- Vulcan Head Shot
- The Undiscovered Country
- Monday Minimalist Movie Musings
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Sucker Born Every Minute Edition)
- Uh, No, Actually Everything Old is Still Old (Part Deux)
- All Together Ooky
- Uh, No, Actually Everything Old is Still Old
- Scoundrel Time
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special No Retreat, No Surrender Edition)
- Really Great Lost Films of the 80s (An Occasional Series)
- Son of Fang Shui
- Fang Shui
- Great Lost Films of the Eighties (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special My Gun is Quick! Edition)
- Sweet Bird of Crap
- Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class
- Someday My Frog Prince Will Come, Part II
- Someday My Frog Prince Will Come
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Stranger Than Fiction Edition)
- The Flakes of Wrath
- Great Lost Babes of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- Hey, It Was the Seventies -- We Were All A Little Over the Top
- Ay, Tobonga!
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Dangerous Visions Edition)
- Great Lost Movies of the Fifties (An Occasional Series)
- Great Lost Movies of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- Si J'avais Seulement un Cerveau
- Monday Throwaway Posting (Hey, They Can't All Be Brilliant): An Occasional Series
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special War to End All Wars Edition)
- A Screaming Comes Across the Sky
- Puttin' on the Ritz
- Elvis Has Left the Building and I Don't Care
- Every Generation Gets the Gallagher It Deserves
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Clothes Make the Sentient Mammal Edition)
- Great Lost Babes of the Thirties (An Occasional Series)
- Send in the Clowns
- Does a Bear Laugh in the Woods?
- Holiday Weekend Listomania (Special Dangerous Visions! Edition)
- Tastes Like Chicken!
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!
- A La Recherche du Jews Perdu
- Back to the Future
- Weekend Listomania (Special Masterpiece Theatre Edition)
- Annals of Career Hell (An Occasional Series)
- I Loved It! It Was Better Than Cats!!!
- Classic Remakes: Symptom or Disease?
- Les Girls
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Behind the Mask Edition)
- Deja Vu All Over Again
- Plus ça Change, Plus C'est La Même Chose: The Motion Picture
- The Horror of It All
- The Secret History
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special I Smell a Big Commie Rat! Edition)
- Dirty Pictures
- The Critique of Pure Reason: The Motion Picture
- Hamletmania: The Sequel!
- The Melancholy Dane: This Time It's Personal
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Inside the Actor's Studio Edition)
- Grecian Formula
- Great Lost Babes of the Sixties (An Occasional Series): Part Two
- Rip This Joint
- He Who Laughs...
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special How Sweet to Be an Idiot Edition)
- Everything Old is Schlock Again
- Fangs for the Memories, Part Deux
- Fangs for the Memories
- Klaatu Barada Whoa! (Part Deux)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Springtime For Hitler Edition)
- Hour of the Woof
- The Batpole: Is That Like a Metaphor or What?
- My Light Saber is Bigger Than Your Light Saber
- L'homme Qui a Sauté le Requin
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Mama Said Run You Through Edition)
- Separated at Death?
- David Duchovny Hovers Above Me
- Klaatu Barada Whoa
- Back to the Future
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Don't Get Mad, Get Even! Edition)
- She Came, She Saw, She Kicked Ass
- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's -- aw, who gives a crap!
- Shawn With the Wind
- Great Lost Babes of the Sixties (An Occasional Series)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special I Oughta Have My Head Examined Edition)
- Those Fabulous Nineties!
- It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
- Help Me Find the Keys And We'll Drive Outta Here
- May the Farce Be With You
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special As Time Goes By Edition)
- Today's Noise is Tomorrow's Hootenany
- The Batman: Men in Tights
- Life Imitates (Bad) Art
- Savage Love
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Smash the Patriarchy! Edition)
- I Got Yer Modern Stoneage Family Right Here!
- L'orrore! L'orrore!
- Short People Got No Reason to Live
- The Incredible Shrinking Man
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Bad Actors, Bad Decisions Edition)
- Many Men Smoke, But Fu Manchu!
- If It's Wednesday, It Must Be Irksome
- Lifestyles of the Rich and Antebellum
- Lifestyles of the Vapid and Creepy
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Flying Saucers Over Hollywood! Edition)
- Sex and the Single Robot
- Sydney Pollack: J'Accuse!
- Noodles Aaronson Sleeps With the (Gefilte) Fishes
- Noodles Aaronson Sleeps With the (Gefilte) Fishes
- Memorial Day Cinema Listomania (Special War is Hell Edition)
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Dirty Pictures Edition)
- Attack of the Beast With Two Backs
- Pardon My Loincloth
- Voyage to See What's on the Bottom
- Separated at Birth?
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Edition Panoramique)
- X-Degrees of Separation, Part Deux
- X-Degrees of Separation
- Cahiers Du Crappy
- Monday Self-Indulgent Mash Note
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Femme Fatale Edition)
- Yeux Sans Visage
- Flogging a Deceased Equine?
- Down These Mean Streets a Mensch Must Go
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special The World of Tomorrow! Edition)
- Ernest Lehman is Dead, Yet Gregory Poirier Walks the Streets a Free Man

Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

Great Lost B-Pictures of the Fifties (An Occasional Series)
Thanksgiving Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Shiba Inu Mania! Edition)
Steve's Record Collection (An Occasional Series)
The Love That Dare Not Bare Its Fangs
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special War is Sorta Hell! Edition)
Christmas Comes But Once A Year (A Recurring Series)
Gentlemen, Start Your TiVos! (An Occasional Series)
The Blood is the Life, Mr. Cullen
If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (An Occasional Series)
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Stop! You Kill Me! Edition)
