Separated at Birth?
posted May 19, 2008 8:16 AM
I must confess, I wasn't completely surprised to learn that the second Narnia movie took in ten million bucks less than its predecessor in its opening weekend. Of course, I was just a tad less enthusiastic about it than some of my colleagues; frankly, I don't know if the world really needs another movie about a fabulous mythological kingdom populated by talking animals. But that aside, the storming-the-castle sequence is beautifully staged and genuinely exciting, Eddie Izzard''s swashbuckling animated mouse is almost as funny as Antonio Banderas's swashbuckling animated pussycat in Shrek, and all in all the film is a diverting enough timewaster that I probably shouldn't kvetch.
That said, I'm guessing the reason the sequel is doing less well than the original comes to down one simple fact: Ben Barnes, as the titular Prince Caspian ---

-- is a little too close for comfort to another recent Disney hero --

-- i.e., James Marsden as the deliberately fatuous Prince Edward in Enchanted.
Seriously, I'm sure Barnes is a perfectly fine actor and an otherwise swell guy, but in Caspian he mostly comes across like a community theater reject working a Renaissance Fair; watching the film, there were moments when I basically expected him to face the camera, wave his sword and shout "Huzzah!" Or worse, start singing.
Okay, that's my theory and I'm sticking with it. In any case, I await the film's forthcoming grosses with more than usually heightened curiosity.
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Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

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Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator said:
I think I'll see it on Netflix.
May 19, 2008 8:56 AM
ql said:
Oy, looking at those pictures I feel like I should be telling the young men to take a time out, in the corner. Still, I'll add Narnia to the queue.
Thanks for piquing my interest.
May 19, 2008 9:12 AM
Toonscribe said:
I never liked the Narnia books, and so far, the films have left me cold. I'm not sure what it is, but the books in particular seemed to be written by someone who really didn't like that genre.
And why does this stupid comment box keep telling me that the text I have entered is wrong? Does it know something I don't know?
May 19, 2008 9:12 AM
common dedominator said:
Separated at birth or cloned from the same egg?
BTW, why does Atrios say such terrible things about you?
May 19, 2008 10:25 AM
~*Neon Serpent*~ said:
You are FAR kinder than I: we (the wife and I) shouted "El Pollo Loco" every time young Prince Fabuloso got a close-up. Was that wrong?
May 19, 2008 11:44 AM
somerandomperson said:
They do look alike o.O
December 20, 2008 2:17 AM
This Girl said:
James Marsden is HOT!
January 1, 2009 1:58 AM