Klaatu Barada Whoa
posted July 8, 2008 6:51 AM
Caught Hancock at my Hell Octaplex over the weekend (short review: Mostly amusing, ultimately cops out on an intriguing premise) and was rewarded for my troubles by the trailer for the forthcoming (December 12th) remake of Robert Wise's 1951 The Day the Earth Stood Still, one of the handful of science fiction films that genuinely deserves the appellation "classic."
Now I must admit that when I first heard this was in the works, I was, shall we say, skeptical; the original has so many iconic aspects, not the least of which are Gort, the awesome cyclopean robot, and the fabulously spooky genre-defining score by the great Bernard Herrmann (good luck topping that, Tyler Bates) that I basically figured the project was DOA no matter what. Now, however, to my surprise I'm borderline hopeful, thanks to some casting -- the always appealing Jennifer Connelly in the Patricia Neal role, Monty Python's John Cleese, an inspired choice for the eccentric scientist originally played by Sam Jaffe -- that doesn't suck.
Not a bad trailer, right? I especially like the tantalizing little glimpse of the new Gort at the end, and it appears they haven't totally mucked up the story, so yeah -- I'm borderline hopeful. Still, and I say this as someone who defers to no man in my admiration for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, as you can see from the clip we're nonetheless left with one teensy weensy problem. To wit: The movie's central character Klaatu, the alien messenger who carries the narrative and who was played in the original by the wonderfully otherworldly Michael Rennie --
-- is being portrayed in the remake by Keanu Reeves...
...who I think we can all agree is about as otherworldly as the average stock boy at Targets.
Coming tomorrow: My thoughts on the upcoming remake of The Monster That Challenged the World, featuring Chris O'Donnell as the titular giant mollusk!
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Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

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Anonymous said:
how does keanu reeves get all these parts ?? ..
his best role was bill & ted's excellent adventure ---what does that tell ya?
July 8, 2008 8:41 AM
Meander said:
...That they've gotten this much footage done. And really? Keanu does not look that bad. Looks pretty good, actually.
July 8, 2008 9:03 AM
Apprentice to Darth Holden said:
Look, we all saw how sucky Reeves was as a Christ-figure in the two terrible sequels to The Matrix.
This is one of those idiot casting things as was bandied about in The Player.
July 8, 2008 9:06 AM
Steve Simels said:
Actually, the trailer looks very X-Filesish. Which is a good thing, I think.
July 8, 2008 9:07 AM
John Gillnitz said:
I don't remember lots of big explosions in the original. Isn't the worst thing Gort did was turn out the lights?
July 8, 2008 9:13 AM
Steve Simels said:
JOhn --
Actually, he destroyed a lot of tanks and artillery pieces early in the film. If memory serves, he didn't kill anybody, however....
July 8, 2008 9:21 AM
pretzelattack said:
the horror!!! i was scrolling down to the end, innocently expecting at worst a picture of an enraged killer robot, when suddenly i was faced with...KEANU REEVES!!! AARRRGGGGHHHH
July 8, 2008 12:29 PM
emma said:
I gave it a second and thought about who I'd like to see in the Michael Rennie role.... and came up with Liam Neeson.
But.... Keenunu Reeves? Noooooooooooooo!
July 8, 2008 12:35 PM
Steve Simels said:
Neeson is a wonderful choice. Viggo might have been good, too.
July 8, 2008 12:39 PM
emma said:
Viggo? [swooooon, thump!] "Eastern Promises" is sitting in our pile of "yet to watch" vids.... mmmmmm
July 8, 2008 12:49 PM
Ben B. Rodriguez said:
Bruce Campbell in the Rennie role....
"Klaatu Verada N-cough-cough"
July 8, 2008 12:58 PM
Douglas Watts said:
Dogstar still rocks.
July 8, 2008 5:54 PM
JeffCO said:
I think I saw Titular Mollusk open for Dogstar.
July 8, 2008 6:03 PM
Steve Simels said:
Douglas Watts said:
Dogstar still rocks.
And who can argue with that?
:-)
July 8, 2008 6:03 PM
dirk gently said:
Much as I love Liam Neeson, he's a bit ... um ... old.
Christian Bale would be excellent. Or even (as penance for The Happening) Mark Wahlberg.
Johnny Depp would have made it a whole different movie.
July 8, 2008 6:08 PM
emma said:
Old? Old!?
Klaatu is from another world... maybe his species live 500 yrs., in which case Neeson could play him in his "ute"!
grumble, grumble, grumble.... (kids today...)
July 8, 2008 8:57 PM
Culture of Truth said:
How about Adrien Brody?
He's talented and more than a little odd.
July 9, 2008 7:17 PM