Holiday Weekend Listomania (Special Dangerous Visions! Edition)
posted August 29, 2008 1:54 PM

DVD Event of the Week: Is it Errol Flynn: The Warner Brothers Western Collection, a four disc set featuring the unjustly obscure noirish oater Rocky Mountain (with Slim Pickens in his first film role)? Is it Sony's new box set The Three Stooges Collection: Volume 3, collecting all the trio's short films from 1940-42? Or is it Restored Serials new version of the 1922 Harry Houdini silent The Man From Beyond, with the great illusionist as a man awakened after a century long frozen sleep?
All worthy, to be sure, especially the Houdini disc, which is the most complete version of the film currently available (and you can and should order it here). But for my money it's Warner Bros. widescreen version of the Wachowski Brothers ' thoroughly bonkers sort-of live action version of the 60s anime fave Speed Racer.
Don't get me wrong -- by any objective standard, this is a terrible, terrible film. Obviously, the basic idea of taking a really crappy kids cartoon show and blowing it up to the dimensions of a mega-budget Hollywood blockbuster is kind of lunatic to begin with, but the Wachowskis -- whose troweled-on adolescent mysticism and narrative incoherence in the second and third Matrix movies was beyond embarassing -- seem to think what they're doing is absolutely brilliant, despite the absence of remotely plausible characters or even recognizable human beings (it's probably no accident that the most interesting on-screen presence is the damn monkee).
And yet, and yet...the (apparently) almost all-digital design scheme, the garishly vivid psychedelic colors and obviously computer generated action scenes (do any of the cars in the film actually exist in the physical world? I have no idea) all cohere into what for better or worse is a consistently worked out alternative universe; the authors' vision may be dumb as a sack of hammers, but you have to respect the sheer boneheaded obsessiveness and skill with which it's realized. Basically, what you get here is Blade Runner for morons, but it's no less amazing for its idiocy. Warner's disc transfer is pretty much demo quality; extras include a tour of the movie sets with co-star Paulie Litt, which is informative enough as these things go but has a certain annoying (shall we say) self-congratulatory air.
Okay, that said, and because things will be relatively quiet around here till Tuesday, here's an obviously relevant little project for us all:
Most Memorable/Groundbreaking Special Effects Movie (Sci-Fi or Otherwise)!!!
And my totally top of my head Top Five is:
5. Noah's Ark (Michael Curtiz, 1928)
No digital water was used in the creation of this flood -- it was all absolutely, terrifyingly real, albeit done in a tank on a sound stage. (How real? So much so that three of the extras drowned in the filming). Audiences had never seen anything like this at the time, and it still looks impressive today.
4. First Men in the Moon (Nathan Juran, 1964)
I'm in a small minority that thinks this is stop-motion animation genius Ray Harryhausen's masterpiece. The giant lunar caterpillar was far and away the most realistic monster in screen history at the time, and the opening moon landing footage gets everything that actually happened five years later absolutely right.

3. Dr. Cyclops (Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1940)
Visually challenged mad scientist Albert Dekker shrinks some pesky competitors down to 12 inches in height in a Technicolor tour-de-force combining trick photography and superb model work.
2. The Invisible Man (James Whale, 1933)
John P. Fulton's brilliant matte work still convinces, but the real special effect here is Claude Rains gleeful delivery of the wonderfully witty dialogue by R.C. Sherriff, Philip Wylie and an uncredited Preston Sturges. "We'll begin with a reign of terror, a few murders here and there, murders of great men, murders of little men, just to show we make no distinction!"
And the all-time coolest mind-expanding FX flick, it's not even close so don't give me a hard time or swear to god I'll smack you, is obviously --
1. The Mask (Julian Roffman, 1961)
Fabulous low budget horror (with an LSD subtext some years ahead of its time) made even more fabulous by astoundingly surreal 3D dream sequences designed by the great montage artist Slavko Vorkapich.
Awrighty now -- what would your choices be?
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Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

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Gummo said:
My heart lies with the classics, before computers made it all too easy.
Metropolis, 1926. Mostly a triumph of set design and model-building, there are shots in this film that still dazzle the eye.
King Kong, 1933. I mean, come on.
Forbidden Planet, 1956. If you haven't seen the 50th anniversary cleaned-up DVD, you've never seen this movie. Mouth-dropping. Breathtaking. Whatever other adjectives you'd like to use.
2001, 1968. I saw it in the original Cinerama as a callow youth of 12. Stumbling out of the theater, I wasn't sure what I had just seen, I just knew it was brilliant. And not just the visual fireworks of the ending - the costume, make-up and acting work in the first sequence about the ape-men has never been matched. Made the apes in the same year's Planet of the Apes look like the crude rubber constructs they were.
August 29, 2008 6:48 AM
Meander said:
And yet Christina Ricci does a fantastic real-life version of a fan boy's anime girlfriend.
August 29, 2008 6:48 AM
Anonymous said:
abbott & costello meet frankenstein
the attack of the 50 foot woman
the incredible shrinking man
invasion of the bodysnatchers (1956)
August 29, 2008 7:36 AM
Brooklyn Girl said:
The films of Georges Meliers "A Trip to the Moon" from 1902 and "The Black Imp" from 1905 ... incredible, considering the minimal technology he had to work with.
But I'll never forget the spaceships going over my head the first time I saw the first "Star Wars" and "Close Encounters" ... 1977 was a very good year.
August 30, 2008 7:33 AM
Brooklyn Girl said:
Ooops ... ****ed up the link.
Here's "A Trip to the Moon"
August 30, 2008 7:36 AM
shawk said:
The NASA moon landing footage.
August 30, 2008 8:03 AM
Aloys Kontarsky said:
Any of those Republic serials with the guy in the rocket pack. I know it's a model, but it still looks amazingly real. Ditto the rocket ship he flies.
August 30, 2008 8:10 AM
FireFox said:
I'll have to give a shout out to Savini in the horror genre. No CGI
August 30, 2008 9:53 AM
Apprentice to Darth Holden said:
Gummo's right: King Kong (1933) and 2001 (1968). I was 11 when I stumbled out of a 70mm showing of 2001 and knew it was brilliant.
Then I was dazed again in 1977 when Star Wars came out. The opening on a big screen is nearly as staggering as 2001 was.
Yeah, CGI has made it easy, and commonplace. It's so bad that the film makers take it upon themselves to FX insert lens flares to make it seem like they're filiming reality...
August 30, 2008 10:03 AM
Uncle Smokes said:
There's just too much to cover in a comment. One can go to this Wiki entry, "Visual special effects techniques in rough order of invention," and stroll through the links, marveling at all the techniques. I will settle for the "memorable" criteria.
As for Harryhausen, well...let's take the Wayback machine to meet the adolescent me. We finally got cable, which consisted mainly of several independent stations around the country showing old TV shows and lots of old movies. This was before home video hit, and I finally got to see things I could only read about in Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine. Back then, I would've argued that any Harryhausen was a masterpiece. Adolescents are like that, you know. I choose 1958's The 7th Voyage of Sinbad only because I saw that one first. Oh my...when that cyclops came tromping out, I was in love.
I'm fond of Cocteau's 1946 Beauty and the Beast, employing lots of stage trickery. The way Belle, using a magic glove, suddenly appears at her home--ala a trick similar to the disappearing cabinet--still thrills me.
Alfred Hitchcock got some wonderful effects into his films (the laughable ski close-ups from Spellbound notwithstanding). Of course, there's the Vertigo effect, and The Birds. Hitchcock loved rear projection, allowing him to stay in the studio. There's a great moment in 1938's The Lady Vanishes where Michael Redgrave is hanging outside the train as another train rushes bny the other direction. It's just rear projection and manipulated light and shadow--simple and effective.
My favorite matte shots are found in Forbidden Planet. When I finally saw it in the original aspect ratio, revealing so much more of the alien machines, I loved the film so much more.
I want to give special mention for the 1992 Coppola film Bram Stoker's Dracula. It was the last, greatest testament to the oldest schools of film special effect. Along with the lighting tricks and forced perspective, I was astonished to learn that much of what I thought were optical printer shots were done in-camera. CGI was starting to take over, and here was a big budget film using techniques that the Méliès brothers would understand.
August 31, 2008 7:44 AM
Who Am Us Anyway said:
I was mocked then & I am mocked to this day, but I will still say that when I walked out of the theater after seeing Cameron’s Titanic, I didn’t want my money back. And at the other extreme, with minimal special effects but each one spot-on, lies Sixth Sense.
August 31, 2008 9:42 PM
Steve Simels said:
Who Am Us:
You'll get no mockery from me on Titanic, at least special effects wise. The twenty or thirty minutes with the ship sinking is absolutely terrifyingly real. The movie itself, obviously, is an infuriating mess -- the stuff that's good about it is so good that the stuff that's bad about is even more heinous than it would otherwise be.
If you know what I mean.
September 1, 2008 7:58 AM
Aloys Kontarsky said:
If we're talking Ray Harryhausen, I'm opting for 20 Million Miles to Earth. The one with the lizard thingie that keeps growning after landing near Rome.
September 1, 2008 8:07 PM