Talk to the Schnozz
posted March 10, 2009 7:01 AM

Well, now that the dust has more or less settled from our discussion of the controversial Blu-ray restoration of William Friedkin's The French Connection, along comes another sure to be disputed digital revamp of a beloved classic.
I refer, of course, to Disney's deluxe new mastered in high-def version of Pinocchio, out today.
Disney was kind enough to send me the Platinum Edition, which has a DVD of the film along with a second disc of Blu-ray bonuses and the Blu-ray film; the bonuses include the usual making-of docs and audio commentaries (does Leonard Maltin ever sleep?), plus a sort of alternate ending that if I told you more about the Disney folks would have to come to my house and kill me. In any case, here's a little clip from the bonus disc to give you an idea.
The bells and whistles aside, however, the ineluctable fact is that the restored Pinocchio -- as seen in either the DVD or Blu-ray versions -- is in many ways a different film than you may remember. It's not simply a question of whether the images are more detailed or the colors brighter -- they are, obviously -- and that the ravages of age afflicting the source material (inevitable with a 70 year old film) have been digitally repaired. What Disney's technicians have done here, instead, is eliminate every vestige of human handicraft or imperfection. Smudging? A frame where the hand-painted color was inconsistent? History. In fact, what they seem to have set out to achieve (successfully) is to present Pinocchio as it might have looked if its creators had been able to to produce it directly in the digital domain without ever having to go through the whole cellulloid thing. It's Pinocchio as CGI, and on that level it's indisputably dazzling. But there's something off about it, something missing, and I don't think I'm necessarily a Luddite film snob if I suggest that it might be heart.

Oh well, like I said, it looks great, and in any case the film as entertainment more than holds up; it's still a hell of a show. Disney has, thoughtfully, made it available in a variety of packages, including a single disc DVD. You can -- and should -- order one of them here and make up your own mind.
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Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

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The Phantom Creep said:
As long as Monstro the Whale still kicks ass, I'm down with this.
March 10, 2009 7:32 AM
four legs good said:
Well, I do love me some Disney. I'm thinking that even with the restoration, it's still has to be different from current digital films.
If it's missing a heart, at least it still has a nose.
March 10, 2009 9:16 AM
Meander said:
The "perfection" of digital was long an argument when CDs were being adopted. Audiophiles bemoaned the loss of audio artifacts like clicks and pops that make recordings more "real".
Which is why there are more vinyl LPs being sold now than anytime in the last ten years.
March 10, 2009 9:19 AM
ellroon said:
Forgive me for saying this but I've always really disliked the movie Pinocchio and its heavy-handed moralizing. It is straight out of the very dark Grim fairy tale style where they thought scaring a child would ensure a good adult. (Besides teaching that whales are vindictive and conveniently hollow..)
Anyway, if you make something too computer perfect you erase the artistic touch and the influence of its particular era which made it interesting in the first place.
March 10, 2009 9:24 AM
Bad Art said:
I still get sort of faint with awe at the creative mastery of the Jiminey Cricket in the bubbles scene. I've actually been considering buying this set, which I have never done with any other film, just for the art value. But now I'm maybe not so sure.
March 10, 2009 9:48 AM
Karin said:
I'm with ellroon, I hated Pinocchio as a child. I wanted it to end badly for him.
March 12, 2009 12:33 PM
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