Memorial Day Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Let the Barbecues Begin! Edition)
posted May 22, 2009 3:29 AM
Video Event of the Week: Is it MGM/UA's new DVD and Blu-ray versions of Bryan Singer's terrific Nutty Nazis thriller Valkyrie, with Tom Cruise and an eye-patch? Might Fox Video's equally terrific new DVD of Fritz Lang's even Nuttier Nazis thriller Man Hunt from 1941 get the nod? Or against all the odds, might Sony's Blu-ray of Kevin James as Paul Blart: Mall Cop possibly the The One?
All worthy, to be sure, and I'm going to write at length about the really superb Man Hunt (one of Lang's most stylish American efforts) and Valkyrie -- both of which are about plots to assassinate Hitler -- next week. But in the meantime, and because -- for obvious reasons -- things will be quiet as a tomb around here till Monday, I'm forgoing the usual video pick and instead proceding directly to the traditional relevant little project for us all:
Best or Worst Holiday-Themed Flick!!!
You can cheat on this one, by which I mean that if a holiday is merely mentioned in the film's title, that's okay.
And my totally top of my head Top Five is:
5. Halloween (John Carpenter, 1978)
Splendidly cinematic, genuinely terrifiying, and featuring the young Jamie Lee Curtis and P.J. Soles. What's not to like?
4. Born on the Fourth of July (Oliver Stone, 1989)
I know, I know, Tom Cruise. But you know what? A good, gutsy performance, and the film itself was an at the time long-overdue rebuke to certain revisionist historical tropes.
3. Christmas in Connecticut (Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1992)

The appalling remake of the 1945 classic. Because nothing says charmingly brittle high-WASP romantic holiday comedy like the phrase "directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger."
2. After the Thin Man (W.S. Van Dyke, 1936)
William Powell and Myrna Loy return to San Francisco and find their house has been taken over by the greatest drunken New Year's Eve party in screen history. A hoot from stem to stern.
And the all-time Happy Holidays flick, it's really not even worth arguing about, is obviously....
1. Independence Day (Roland Emmerich, 1996)
Absolute crap, of course, in the inimitable Roland Emmerich manner, but since it's also a Civil Rights film -- Earth is saved by Jews and Blacks, working together -- it's great. Plus: Bill Pullman's big "Go kill the aliens, boys!" speech is even better than the St. Crispin's Day oration from Henry V.
Awrighty -- and your choices would be....????
11 Comments
Leave a comment

Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

Great Lost Films of the 70s: A Room With a View
Great Lost Films of the 60s: An Unexamined Life
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special A Life Less Ordinary Edition)
Thursday Shameless Star Wars Filler
Great Moments in What Were They Thinking? (An Occasional Series)
How Bad Could It Be?: Future Shlock
If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler: Great Lost Babes of the 40s
Back to the Future: The Final Chapter
How Bad Could It Be?: Pants on Fire
The Last Avatar: Special Flogging a Deceased Equine Edition
If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler: Danish Pastry Edition
Weekend Cinema Listomania (Special Feels Like the First Time! Edition)
I Was a Teenage Avatar: My Last Word On the Subject (Seriously. I Promise.)

Sid Sherman said:
Oh, come on -- It's a Wonderful Life.
May 22, 2009 4:14 AM
fmcg said:
Groundhog Day.
May 22, 2009 8:18 AM
kurt b. said:
"Home For Purim."
May 22, 2009 9:47 AM
Anonymous said:
Christmas Story
May 22, 2009 2:15 PM
Libby said:
I'm not ashamed to admit I love White Christmas and Holiday Inn. And what's the name of that Tim Burton one, Nightmare before Christmas?
May 22, 2009 4:35 PM
Who Am Us Anyway said:
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Planes, Trains & Automobiles. See that Bears game last week? Helluva game, helluva game!
May 22, 2009 5:37 PM
Brooklyn Girl said:
A Christmas Carol with Alastair Sim. Hands down.
Easter Parade with Judy Garland.
And the worst is Independence Day ... I fell asleep.
May 22, 2009 6:40 PM
The Phantom Creep said:
"Home for Purim."
Heh heh heh.....
May 23, 2009 5:50 AM
General Zod said:
Christmas Vacation
"shut up, Russ!"
May 23, 2009 6:10 AM
Libby said:
BG is right. A Christmas Carol with Alastair Sim is my all time favorite Christmas movie. How could I forget?
May 23, 2009 9:36 AM
Quentin Tarantado said:
Batman Returns, about Christmas. Actually there are references to Dickens's A Christmas Carol and Max Schreck has a little of Ebenezer Scrooge in him.
May 24, 2009 6:24 AM