If It's Monday, It Must Be Shameless Filler (Special Attack of the Killer Jews! Edition)
posted August 17, 2009 4:09 AM
Okay, I think we can all agree that for those of us in the critic business, no less than in any other field of endeavor, it's important to have an open mind, to allow ourselves the occasional exposure to something -- an idea, a work of art, a new recreational drug (just kidding about that last) -- that may challenge our pre-conceptions.
That said, although I haven't seen it yet and am willing to be persuaded, I am currently planning to have major problems with Quentin Tarantino's upcoming (in theaters Friday) revisionist Jews-versus-Nazis WWII adventure epic Inglourious Basterds [title spelling changed since the poster, obviously].
I should mention, at this point, that this is NOT because I'm one of those Leon Wieseltier-esque soreheads who think that no movie (hell, no art form including literature) can deal with the enormity of The Holcaust (although I think we can all agree that last year's The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was deeply offensive on about a zillion levels and that Roberto Benigni deserved to be slapped smartly upside the head in 1997 for trying to convince us that Life is Beautiful).
And no, it's not even particularly because, having seen the most recent IB trailer (and if Tarantino's recent interviews are to believed), the film seems to have been conceived as an unholy shtup between The Dirty Dozen, Hogan's Heroes, To Be or Not to Be and the scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Harrison Ford looks around and says "Nazis -- I hate those guys."
No, my beef with Inglorious Basterds going in is actually a lot simpler, and can be summed up by the image (from the aforementioned trailer) seen below.

Yes, that's Mike Myers -- fresh from the triumph that was The Love Guru -- essaying a straight part as a British General. (Here's a link to the trailer itself, the better to enjoy, if that's the word, Myers' modified Austin Powers accent).
Which leads me to a question, and then I'm outta here. To wit:
Mike Myers as a British General -- Most Unconvincing Stunt Casting Since an Out of Drag Tyler Perry as a Federation Big Shot in Star Trek or merely a Sure Sign That The Rapture is Due Any Minute?
Discuss.
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Steve Simels has written about music and movies for Sound and Vision magazine (formerly Stereo Review) since the early 70s. He has also contributed to Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and the Wall Street Journal. He’s the author of “Gender Chameleons: Androgyny in Rock n Roll” (Arbor House, 1985), and blogs at PowerPop.blogspot.com. His ambition in life is to play the Leslie Howard role in a remake of “Petrified Forest.”

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Smitty Werbenmanjensen said:
Oh, geez. There are plenty of British actors who wouldn't have had to fake an accent. It's like casting what's-her-name as Bridget Jones.
August 17, 2009 4:56 AM
Steve Simels said:
Or Kate Hudson in The Four Feathers.
I'm assuming Tarantino just thought the idea was funny -- the whole film looks like it's supposed to be a joke on some level. Whether it works or not, I'll get back to you on after I've seen it.
August 17, 2009 5:18 AM
Billy B said:
As I haven't seen a bad Tarantino movie as yet, I'll wait and see.
August 17, 2009 5:32 AM
bill buckner said:
A NY critic friend (you don't know him) who is traditionally a bit sparing in his praise for anything is over the moon about IB/ I'm very curious; will prolly check it out this coming weekend.
August 17, 2009 5:48 AM
Steve Simels said:
Obviously, I was just being snarky here for the sake of snark...I may well love the damn thing when I see it ; I thought Death Proof, for instance, was great.
I just wish he'd make a movie that wasn't on some level either a genre riff or a riff on genre riffs. If you know what I mean...
August 17, 2009 5:58 AM
Brooklyn Girl said:
Not my cuppa.
August 17, 2009 8:52 AM
ms. rosa said:
No joke, my 7-yearold is a Nazi/Pearl Harbor aficionado. He finally convinced me to rent Valkyrie on Saturday, which we naturally snored through. Yesterday I went to see Hurt Locker (Thumbs up!). One of the trailers was for Inglorious Bastards (which btw, if the soundtrack doesn't shout "This is a joke!", I don't know what does. Can't wait.) After the trailer I whispered to Kurt B. "I think this is the film my kids WANTED to see yesterday."
Speaking of snore-fests. I also saw the trailer to "It Might Get Loud".
August 17, 2009 9:01 AM
Gwen De Marco said:
Speaking of snore-fests. I also saw the trailer to "It Might Get Loud".
Them's fightin' words!
August 17, 2009 11:11 AM
ms. rosa said:
Don't get me wrong, GDM: I love me some James Patrick Page! But by the end of the trailer I felt like I was being sold an iTunes package. To wit: "Featuring Original Music by Jimmy Page, The Making of a U2 Single, and New Music by Jack White". I smell a rat.
August 17, 2009 11:32 AM
Cousin Kevin said:
Hurt Locker is one of those movies which I realized was objectively great while I was watching it, but which I have absolutely no desire to sit through ever again.
August 17, 2009 1:08 PM
dSmith said:
I think Leon Wieseltier's position is that no one living but Leon Wieseltier has the the moral clarity to deal with the enormity of the Holocaust.
August 19, 2009 3:19 PM